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Face Spam clothing

Be the noisiest face in frame.

Hoodies, joggers, tees, gaiters and bandanas covered in photo-real printed faces, so a camera has a lot more to look at than just you.

Concept mock-up: CCTV-style view of a man in the Face Spam hoodie, gaiter and joggers, with green boxes on the printed faces

Face Spam Clothing

All-over decoy-face prints. Every hoodie, jogger, tee, gaiter and bandana is covered in photo-real faces, so a face-detection camera has a lot more to look at than just you. In our tests with three open-source face detectors, the front of the hoodie alone triggered 15 to 28 false detections per detector.

It adds noise. It does not make you invisible, and it won't stop a camera from detecting your real face. A statement against surveillance, made to be worn.

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Hood up, gaiter on, Check Six on: the full kit leaves a camera almost nothing of your face to work with.

Dress the model, then switch to decoy view to see the printed faces light up around you.

Model wearing the selected Face Spam outfit
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Decoy view shows the printed faces that three open-source face detectors (Haar, ResNet SSD and YuNet) flagged in each image. Around the gaiter and bandana we also ran them at a more sensitive setting. In the same test the wearer's own face was still detected in most outfits. The images are AI-generated studio mock-ups, and no outfit can promise to stop face detection or recognition.