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Face Spam Hoodie worn with the hood down, all-over decoy-face print

Studio images are AI renders. The last image is our print partner's mockup of the exact print.

Face Spam Hoodie

Dozens of decoy faces, hood up.

$99.99

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The flagship of the Face Spam range. A soft, brushed-fleece hoodie with our decoy-face print all over it, including inside the double-lined hood. Hood up, gaiter on, Check Six on: the full kit leaves a camera almost nothing of your face to work with.

What the print does: it repeats dozens of photo-real faces across the fabric. In our tests with three common open-source face detectors, the front of the hoodie triggered 15 to 28 false face detections per detector. More faces in frame means more noise for a detector to sort through.

What it does not do: it does not make you invisible. Your own face can still be detected, and no clothing can promise to stop facial recognition. Wear it as a statement against surveillance, not a disguise.

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The full Face Spam set

Be the noisiest face in frame.

Hoodie, joggers and gaiter together put dozens of printed faces in shot from head to toe. Mix your own set below.

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Concept mock-up: CCTV-style view of a man in the Face Spam hoodie, gaiter and joggers, with green boxes on the printed faces

The specs.

Print All-over decoy-face print, both sides of the hood
Fabric 95–96% recycled polyester, 4–5% elastane
Weight 308 g/m² brushed fleece
Fit Relaxed, unisex
Sizes 2XS to 6XL
Made Printed to order by our print partner
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Hood up, gaiter on, Check Six on: the full kit leaves a camera almost nothing of your face to work with.

Dress the model, then switch to decoy view to see the printed faces light up around you.

Model wearing the selected Face Spam outfit
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Pick at least one piece to add.

Decoy view shows the printed faces that three open-source face detectors (Haar, ResNet SSD and YuNet) flagged in each image. Around the gaiter and bandana we also ran them at a more sensitive setting. In the same test the wearer's own face was still detected in most outfits. The images are AI-generated studio mock-ups, and no outfit can promise to stop face detection or recognition.

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